Monday, March 28, 2011

Dear Government....

Dear Government,

Please learn to live within your means.

For the truly math savvy politicians working for you, I will offer a most difficult inequality. If your politicians learn to follow this magical law of finance, then you can avoid defaulting on the $14 trillion of debt that you have racked up, and hopefully start to ween yourself off of those addicting lines of... credit. Government, I urge you to immediately start adhering to the following law of finance that has saved countless American citizens from financial ruin and pain: spending < revenue.

If you need help understanding this mathematical law, I am ready to offer my assistance for a small consulting fee. FYI, that would go under the spending category for you.

Spend wisely,
Z.O.

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